About the
Trump Epstein Memorial Ballroom
A Satirical Institution for the Spiritually Bankrupt and Financially Exhausted
The Trump–Epstein Memorial Ballroom began, as most great American institutions do — with a half-baked idea, a credit card bill, and an unhealthy fascination with scandal.
Where It Began…
Founded in 2025-ish (during one of history’s least sexy time periods in US History), this digital venue exists to unmask power through parody. Although we wish ICE would also unmask (and quit. Honestly we hope they quit.)
We’re here to remind everyone that sometimes the only way to survive the absurdity of modern politics is to laugh at it… loudly, publicly, and possibly from court.
The Trump Epstein Memorial Ballroom’s Mission
- To turn political despair into performance art.
- To transform the headlines into punchlines.
- And to make just enough money to cover student loans, web hosting, and the occasional cease-and-desist letter.
Discover upcoming satirical performances and fundraisers, where humor meets activism to support the Trump Epstein Memorial Ballroom project.
The Grand Opening Roast
Sep 15, 2026
Midnight Mockery Gala
Nov 02, 2026
Political Puppetry Showcase
Jan 19, 2027
Where the Money Goes
Every “donation” funds our worthy causes, (yet it is no way tax-deductible) including:
Student Debt Forgiveness
I believed the lie that education would open doors. I thought those doors would be opportunities for a more fulfilling life, I didn’t realize they would just be bill collectors.
Lifestyle Maintenance
Your contributions support free expression, political comedy, and the noble fight against unpaid balances.
Other Stuff
Hosting fees, caffeine, and ongoing emotional damage mitigation.