Welcome to the Trump Epstein Memorial Ballroom
A Monument to Excess. A Tribute to Absurdity.
What is the Trump–Epstein Memorial Ballroom?
It’s not a real place yet (thankfully). It’s a fictional ballroom for the fabulously powerful and ethically flexible, brought to life through satire. This site exists to poke fun at the unholy marriage of money, power, and moral bankruptcy that defines our age — with a wink, a grimace, and a donation link.
Here, we celebrate the surreal: where red ties meet sealed indictments, and champagne toasts mingle with NDAs. Think of it as a black-tie roast of America’s elite, served with too much gold leaf and not enough conscience.
Support the Cause (Sort Of)
You can help fund this grand illusion!
Donations don’t build a ballroom — they build character. Or, more precisely, they help fund “worthy causes” like:
- Paying off my student loans
- Covering legal bills (from too much truth-telling)
- Keeping the lights on so satire like this can continue to exist
In other words: your contribution supports free speech, dark humor, and one very tired website administrator.
Because billionaires get buildings, and the rest of us get the bills.
The Trump–Epstein Memorial Ballroom is a digital art project — a protest, a parody, and a perfectly polite middle finger to unchecked wealth and hypocrisy. It’s not about them. It’s about us laughing through the madness.
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Creating Change Through Laughter and Imagination
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Society’s Flaws Through the Lens of Humor
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The Power of Fiction in Driving Real Conversations
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Unmasking Power: Humor Meets Politics
Explore our satirical happenings designed to provoke thought and inspire laughter while rallying support for the Trump Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
Inaugural Roast: Political Puppet Show
Jul 20, 2024
Join us for a biting satire night that pokes fun at the corridors of power and raises funds for our cause.
Conspiracy Comedy Night
Aug 18, 2024
Dive into a hilarious exposé blending fact and fiction to spotlight political absurdities.
Fundraiser Gala: Satire & Spirits
Oct 10, 2024
An evening of sharp wit and social critique, all in support of building the ultimate satirical ballroom.
Mock Trial: The Ballad of Power
Dec 05, 2024
Witness a comedic courtroom drama that unravels the mysteries behind our fictional hall.
100% Trump-Adjacent Satire
Disclaimer: This site is 100% satire — not affiliated with the Trump family, the Epstein estate, the White House, the GOP, or any known or unknown billionaires. Donations are voluntary and support the creator’s coffee habit, debt reduction, and ongoing legal survival.
Is Trump on the Epstein List?
I don’t know that answer. All I know is I’m 100% NOT on that list.